MC Rove!

I think I am officially less white than at least one person on the planet. I cannot believe this man's handlers allowed him to do this, and be videoed doing it. I give you: MC Rove gettin down in da house.

The woman in the background is totally "I'm not white, but I think I'm supposed to pretend this is waay funny for all these crackers in tuxes sitting around me." And the black guy... must be there for Rove to point his arms at during the "He's shootin quail!" line. No way this was not a good idea.

Word to your mother.